Now Hiring.
Come work for GOP as politician or lobbyist. Excellent pay w/benefits.
Qualifications.
- Tall white male preferred
- Must be able to read aloud provided talking points
- Should be mildly racist, strongly homophobic, and generally misogynistic
- Must hate poor people
- Good at following instructions w/o independent thought
- Strong religious beliefs
Additional Qualifications
- Must be married with at least 4 kids
- Should not be having (current) extra-marital affair
- Should not be (currently) molesting children
- Should not have (current) gay lover(s)